Between Him and Her

He: What are those bags in the trunk of your car?
She: stuff that I want to return...
He: We were just at that same store, did you forget then?
She: I will do so in about a month or so..
He: Why?
She: Anyway we get bored with new stuff in 2 months or so, until then let me keep it!

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Wife: I am so restless.
Husband: What do you want to do?
Wife: I want to make you get out of the couch!!!!!

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Husband: We should all spend more family time together and do stuff you see...
Wife: Sure.
She cooks a meal and the plan was he would wash the dishes. So everyone sits down for dinner and husband grabs a paper plate...
Wife: Why?
Husband: So that I dont need to do the dishes. I can just drop this in the trash.

NEXT DAY:

Wife cooks meal.
Everyone sits to eat.
Husband grabs a paper plate.
Wife serves him a frozen meal.

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